When my brother's in the shower...
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
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do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re just gonna be coasting having friends but no best friends and working at an average level and just being nothing